Kids say the darndest things...

I figured it was about time I start writing down all of the hilarious Will-isms:
Will says the "t" and the "d" sound for the "k" and "g" sound :)

"Piddy Bainty" (Piggy Bank) Anytime Will gets a sticker and a stamp at school, he gets to put "monies" in his "piddy bainty" :)

I put on a new pair of shoes the other day and he tells me: "Ohh, dose are tute mommy!"

as Bebe and Poppy were leaving: "Tanks for toming duys" (Thanks for coming guys)

When he really wants something: "Pwease pwease pwease pwease PWEASE"

From his books: "Woody is a towboy, he wears a towboy hat." "Buzz is a space wanjah and Woody's best fwiend." "Dere's a monster in my mom's cwoset, she's not gonna wike dis one bit." (this list is endless as he has memorized most of his books - the kid LOVES his books)

When he wakes up in the morning: "It's Will!" "Wet me out!" "Daddy/Mommy, where are you!?"

When he does something that gets him in trouble: "Mommy's happy?!"

When he's trying to calm Riley down: "no ty baby riey" ... and if she continues to cry: "NO TY BABY RIEEEEY"

E.V.E.R.Y. time we're outside: "wun daddy, wun wif Will/Me!" (run daddy, run with Will!)

E.V.E.R.Y. time he hears something: "What's dat noise?"

(not sure if I put this one up here before) While practicing letters and numbers in the tub with daddy: Daddy: points to the letter 8 and says "what's this?" Will: "dat's dee wetter snowman!"

"Dere's a staiwy bee outside mommy, we go inside weawy fast!" (there's a scary bee outside mommy, we go inside really fast!)

"Dee Easter bunny's bwingin sinky dog!" (the Easter bunny's bringing slinky dog!")

If Riley ends up with the nickname, Ri (pronounced rye), it's because when Will says her name, he says it so fast that it sounds like "Ri"... however, if you call her Ri, Will corrects you and says "no, dats baby rieey"

Will absolutely, positively believes with his whole heart that his new shoes make him run faster and jump higher. His FAVORITE toys are anything Toy Story... although, if you ask him if he wants to watch Toy Story he says "no I wanna watch woodybuzz!"

He talks all. the. time. and I love it! It's hilarious what comes out of his mouth! I need to keep a running tab!